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My first ever cosplay photoshoot with my best friend…

The time I dressed as Ahri...

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Acorn Sweetleaf
Apr 01, 2026
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We’ve all purchased stupid geeky shit one point in our lives, right? The rare Pokémon card, the limited-edition lightsaber, the collectors edition steelbook. Well that’s exactly how it was for me when I clicked the “add to cart” button a few weeks ago. Maybe it was the wine, maybe it was a desire to dress a little slutty, just for fun. Either way, the cosplay ended up in my basket and I hit the order button.

A week later, I was typing on my laptop, looking at the listing for the costume, trying to find the refund terms. Like…what was the point? Who was it for? I’m thirty years old; the idea of dancing around my room on my own all dressed up was far behind me.

“Ugh. So annoying,” I said, slouching deeper into the couch as my friend Peter handed me a cup of tea.

“What’s up?” he asked, settling into the spot next to me.

“Ugh, it’s kind of embarrassing.” I sighed.

“So?” he said. “It’s only me.”

“Okay, don’t laugh, but…” I hesitated, feeling the blush rise to my cheeks. “I bought a cosplay.”

“Seriously?” he smirked. “Okay yeah, that is a little embarrassing.”

“Hey!”

“Sorry,” he smiled. “What character?”

“Ahri,” I admitted, cringing slightly, expecting him to laugh. But he didn’t. Instead, he nodded thoughtfully.

“Yeah actually I can see that. Ahri would suit you for sure…”

“Yeah, well. I’m trying to get a refund for it, actually.”

“What? Why?”

I shrugged. “I’m just not sure why I bought it, you know? I think I was just a little tipsy.”

He shrugged. “You should at least try it on.”

“Really?”

“Sure,” he said. “I’d like to see it.”

“Hmm…” A thought popped into my head. “What about if we did a little photoshoot? I always love the shots you put on Instagram.” Peter scowled but I sat up straighter, warming to the idea. “Oh, c’mon! You’re a good photographer! And I’d feel more comfortable with you than a stranger.”

“Fine,” he said. “If it helps you feel better about it, I’m in.”

“Really?”

“Really,” he said, smiling.

And just like that, there was no turning back.

***

When I finally stepped out into the living room, Peter was fiddling with his camera. “Wow,” he said after a moment. “You look…amazing.”

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