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John Easterson's avatar

I shall never eat red velvet cake again without considering the orgasm that this baker puts into the recipe

Tom Ness's avatar

If only those old church ladies new the truth

Link's avatar

That... was LOVELY. Like food *orn is a thing but that's like different. This is literally food *orn and I love it. Very sensual in more than one way. Also the "workaround" in there so you maintain to be a "good girl" makes it perfect. Great as always thank you acorn.

Nemo Omnis's avatar

The crime is that you did not do a baking anthology! Would totes add a story to that or would just love to see all of your stories together. The cover would be, lady only wearing an apron, maybe swiping a dollop of whipped cream out of a bowl? Hmmmm?

Lonely in a Crowd's avatar

I love baking! But not nearly as much as you.

Lonely in a Crowd's avatar

I **LOVE** it. What a wonderful story! And now I know why my wife only bakes when I’m deeply engrossed in work.

Shawn Michaels's avatar

Never trust a recipe without “orgasm” in the directions.

Acorn Sweetleaf's avatar

I don’t know why people hate it so much! It’s nice!