Hey Adrian,
You’re realllllly desperate if you’re trusting me to give advice on the right sorority for your girlfriend! Just kidding. You’ve come to the right place!
I definitely understand a thing or two, as you well know from our time together. Those were a great few nights, huh? Anyway, for that, you have a sorority by the name of Kappa Omicron Psi to thank.
Your GF is hot, right? haha. Weird question I know but…I think I remember her from that party—blonde hair, tight waist, perky tits and a cute button nose? If so, send her to ΚΟΨ. It can be a little extreme at times, but I guarantee she’ll come out trained in all the right ways, just like me.
I’m attaching the application letter and the pledge…
Good luck!
Sarah x
Dear Applicant,
Thank you for your interest in Kappa Omicron Psi Sorority (ΚΟΨ).
Enclosed, you will find our official pledge agreement. Please review it carefully, sign where indicated, and return it at your earliest convenience.
With distinction,
The Kappa Omicron Psi Membership Committee
PLEDGE OF COMMITMENT
Kappa Omicron Psi Sorority (ΚΟΨ)
As a pledge of Kappa Omicron Psi, I enthusiastically consent to do the following: