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Acorn Sweetleaf
Sep 01, 2026
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Hey, can you do me a favor?

Sure

What’s up?

Ummm…

It’s kind of embarrassing.

????

Soooo you know it’s Elliot’s birthday today, right?

Of course

I might be a guy, but I’m not a complete neanderthal lol

I know when it’s my homie’s birthday

Haha sorry for doubting you

Lol no worries we good

So you’ll help?

Well I still don’t know what it is…

True

So

I have a present for him

And I’d like your opinion on it?

Oh, okay

Cool

Hit me!

Hold up, it’s deeper than that lol

…okay?

Soooooooo it’s not like… a normal present

It’s more…

Ugh okay this is weird

It’s more of a guy thing

So I need a guy opinion

Now I’m even more confused

Yeah I get that

Sorry

No, it’s cool

Whatever I can do to help

I’m here for you guys

Ah

You’re so sweet

Haha thanks

I try

What are we talking here?

A new wallet? Clothes? Game?

Noooo

Well, clothes sort of, I guess lol

Anyway

I don’t need any advice on games

How dare you!

haha

True true

Forgot you were gamer GF of the century lol

Haha it’s okay

Soooo…?

Okayyyyy

So

Promise not to be weird?

Nope

But go on

Lol fine

Sooooooooooooo

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