Hey, can you do me a favor?
Sure
What’s up?
Ummm…
It’s kind of embarrassing.
????
Soooo you know it’s Elliot’s birthday today, right?
Of course
I might be a guy, but I’m not a complete neanderthal lol
I know when it’s my homie’s birthday
Haha sorry for doubting you
Lol no worries we good
So you’ll help?
Well I still don’t know what it is…
True
So
I have a present for him
And I’d like your opinion on it?
Oh, okay
Cool
Hit me!
Hold up, it’s deeper than that lol
…okay?
Soooooooo it’s not like… a normal present
It’s more…
Ugh okay this is weird
It’s more of a guy thing
So I need a guy opinion
Now I’m even more confused
Yeah I get that
Sorry
No, it’s cool
Whatever I can do to help
I’m here for you guys
Ah
You’re so sweet
Haha thanks
I try
What are we talking here?
A new wallet? Clothes? Game?
Noooo
Well, clothes sort of, I guess lol
Anyway
I don’t need any advice on games
How dare you!
haha
True true
Forgot you were gamer GF of the century lol
Haha it’s okay
Soooo…?
Okayyyyy
So
Promise not to be weird?
Nope
But go on
Lol fine
Sooooooooooooo
Lol
I see you keep typing and then cancelling
Spit it out!
haha
Ugh
Fine!
I bought edible underwear
Haha oh wow
Noice
So like candy panties?
Yeah
It’s red licorice
But like, in a lace pattern
Oh nice
What flavor?
Why does that matter? haha
Elliot hates cherry lol
They are strawberry ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
Perfect!
Well
I’m not sure they are actually
How so?
Well this is why I’m messaging you!
In think they are cute
And like, lowkey hot, obviously
But I’m worried they are too slutty
Wait
So you want me to tell you if your edible underwear is too slutty? lol
Well it sounds weird when you put it like that
It’s just that Elliot doesn’t know I got them and I can’t exactly ask him
Because its a surprise!
I guess that makes sense
I’m wearing them now
You’re wearing them already?
Well yeah! I’m going to see him soon
I just need someone to check first
Because the lace is really small
And it feels like…I don’t know
I don’t want him to think I’m a slut
I just want to send you a few pictures…
Oh god
I don’t know about this…
It’s fine!
Just pretend I’m some model you don’t know
Hmmm
Or your sister or something
Dude.
Yeah okay, that was weird lol
Sorry
Was just trying to make is less…sexual I guess
Your sister does have nice boobs though
NANCY!
THAT’S FUCKING GROSS
SORRY!
But…
You gonna help me or not?
You’re his best friend, dude!
Pleeeeeeeaaaasssseee
I need you
Sighhhhhhhhh
I’ll do it if its really gonna help
Yay!
You’re a good friend!
Here
Feast your eyes lol
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…
Holy shit
Nancy
That isn’t small…its fucking tiny
Right?
That’s what I’m saying!
It barely cover my nipples
Look
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Oh my god
This is…a lot
I can see
Um
A lot
Lol
That’s what I was afraid of!
What do you mean?
Your reaction!
I wanted them to be hot and sexy
But you’re acting like they are super slutty
Which I was worried they might be
Noooooooo
Well
Yeah, actually
It’s pretty slutty lol
Slutty can be good lol
I’m sure Elliot will like it anyway!
You think so?
But I’m basically naked!
My boobs are practically spilling out lol
Yes
I think he will like it ESPECIALLY because your boobs are spilling out
I had no idea they were that huge
Yeah…I normally keep them covered up
But
You like them, right?
The underwear?
Yeah
It looks fucking hot
Oh god
Don’t tell Elliot I said that
OMG I wouldn’t!
This is our secret
Like I say, I just need a guy’s opinion, and who better to ask than his best friend?
True, I guess
I mean, look at the bottoms
They barely even cover my lips!
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Fuck
Yeah
I can see that
Dude
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Oh Jesus
I shouldn’t be looking at this
Right?
I just look like…
Totally fucking obscene like this, right?
Strawberry laces criss-crossing my nipples and ass, barely covered
It’s even worse on all fours
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NANCY!
Jesus!
Fuck
I never thought I’d see my buddy’s girlfriend face down ass up
Your body is incredible btw
You’re supposed to be reviewing the underwear actually haha
You started it…
I guess I did…
Is it hot if I do this?
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Fuck, Nancy
You know I can see your nipples, right?
Like, the way you pushed them together…the licorice has come away…
Oh, whoops
I didn’t notice
Would you suck them if you were here?
Your nipples?!
What kind of a question is that?!
I’d let you
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
…
Fuck
Really?
Yesssssssss
They are so hard right now
One little suck couldn’t hurt, right?
I’m just curious because I think they are probably strawberry flavored right now
Lol yeah
I bet they are
Shall I check for you?
Nancy
You are being a little crazy right now
So?
You like it, right?
I don’t hate it…
Good
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There
I checked
Turns out they are
God, I look like such a slut sucking me own nipple for you
Looking right at the camera, too…
Ughhhhhhh
awreufghwer
Why are you doing this to me?
I told you!
I just want to know if it looks hot!
Trying to get a reaction out of you!
What about if I was bent over in front of you like this?
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Oh fuck
Yeah
That’s actually worse than I thought it would be
The licorice doesn’t even cover my pussy
You can literally see how fat and juicy it is
I bet it tastes amazing right now too
Maybe you should check that too…
Richard!
I can’t believe you just said that!
You know I’d have to put my fingers in my pussy to do that, right?
Yes
Okay
Fine
I guess I’m just worried because I’m like…SO wet
If I try it, I think fingers will just slide right in
And then what?
Then I’d just be fucking myself for you
Yeah
That would be really bad
Right?
Sliding my fingers in and out of myself while I send you pictures
Unable to stop myself
And then before you know it I’d probably be bouncing on them, too
Fucking my fingers
Boobs jiggling
Eye crossed
Imagining I was riding
Elliot, right?
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You were right
My pussy tastes like strawberry right now
Fuck that looks so juicy
I wish you could try it
Really?
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Fuck
I’ll take that as a yes
Can I ask a weird question
I think we’re beyond that haha
Good
Would you eat the underwear
If I stood over you naked
And fed it to you
While stroking your cock?
Omg that literally just made me shiver
So, yes?
Yes
Very yes
Okay good
Because that’s what I’m going to go do to Elliot now
Thanks so much for your help
What?!
What?
OMG Nancy you’re joking, right?
No?
Why would I be?
Fuck
My cock is so hard right now
You’re such a fucking tease
I know
It gets me off
I’m so fucking horny I’m going to let Elliot do whatever he wants to me
You’re the best friend ever
He’ll never know the gift you’ve given him (A very slutty horny GF)
I’ll let him know you said happy birthday
Afterwards
Byeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Stories in the book:
Licorice
The Dinner Party Host
Appetizer
Too Much Coffee
Compliments To The Chef
Frosting
Spit Roasted
This was very interesting. My only complaint is none of the images loaded for me 🥲
Wish I could see those pics…